I wake up and see nothing but rude anons on my dash…… like whoa! Anywayyyyy good morning Tumblr!

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

exactly

(via theresonatingchamber)

I’m in a very sexual mood for some reason. Not the usual watch porn and get off, but I really want to have a sexual conversation with someone and maybe trade nudes with some fine guy.

kangalex:

you can literally do everything in your power to make someone happy and it still wont be enough for them.

(via creativesensations)

  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho