I wake up and see nothing but rude anons on my dash…… like whoa! Anywayyyyy good morning Tumblr!
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
I’m in a very sexual mood for some reason. Not the usual watch porn and get off, but I really want to have a sexual conversation with someone and maybe trade nudes with some fine guy.
you can literally do everything in your power to make someone happy and it still wont be enough for them.
- Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
- Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho